Monday, February 20, 2006

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Directed by
Gore Verbinski

Writing credits
Ted Elliott (written by) &
Terry Rossio (written by) ...
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Genre: Action / Adventure / Comedy / Fantasy (more)

Plot Outline: Jack owes an unpaid debt to Davy Jones and his army of sea-phantoms...his soul. Now, he must find a way to save himself from becoming one of them, and suffering forever. (more) (view trailer)

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Status:Post-production
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Credited cast:
Johnny Depp .... Captain Jack Sparrow
Orlando Bloom .... Will Turner
Keira Knightley .... Elizabeth Swann
Naomie Harris .... Tia Dalma
Bill Nighy .... Davey Jones
Geoffrey Rush .... Captain Barbossa
Stellan Skarsgård .... 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner
Calleigh White .... Maid Of Honor
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Claudia Adams .... Madam
Lee Arenberg .... Pintel
Clive Ashborn .... Koleniko
Peter Donald Badalamenti II .... Penrod
David Bailie .... Cotton
Max Baker .... Burser
Sala Baker .... Native #11
Andy Beckwith .... Clacker
Faouzi Brahimi .... Turkish Guard
Vanessa Branch .... Giselle
Guy Chapman .... Black Pearl/Flying Dutchman Pirate
Alex Cong .... Cannibal Bridge Guard
John D. Crawford .... Swan Dignitary
Mackenzie Crook .... Ragetti
Jack Davenport .... Commodore James Norrington
Brian David .... Will Turner's Arresting Officer
Neil D'Monte .... Drunk Cantina Pirate
Buddy Dolan .... Henge
David Dorfman .... Boy
Winston Ellis .... Palifico
Rand Gamble .... English gentleman
Robbie Gee

Sammi Hanratty .... Young british girl
Tom Hollander

Stephen Humby .... Sailor
Paul Jacobson .... Drunken Pirate
Marc Joseph .... Quittance
Dermot Keaney .... Maccus
Martin Klebba .... Marty
Josef S. Klus .... Greenbeard
Paul Korda .... Swann's Dignitary
Reggie Lee

Jonathan Linsley .... Olgilvey
Lauren Maher .... Scarlett
Clark McClanathan .... Black Pearl Pirate/Flying Dutchman Pirate
Barry McEvoy .... Fitzgerald
Kevin McNally .... Joshamee Gibbs
Simon Meacock .... The Chaplain
James Melody .... Gallows pirate
Nikki Taylor Melton .... Young Wedding Attendee
Michael Miranda .... Cannibal Warrior (as Michael Miranda)
Alex Norton .... Captain Bellamy
Gerry O'Brien .... Sailor
Derrick O'Connor .... Very Very Old Man - Jack Sparrow's Crew
Anthony Patricio .... Cannibal Chief
Richard Perez .... Pirate on Ship
Jonathan Pryce .... Governor Weatherby Swann
Karly Rothenberg .... Cantina Wench
Jimmy Roussounis .... Large sailor
San Shella .... Leach
Aleksandr Sountsov .... British Redcoat
Steven Spiers .... Edingurgh Quartermaster
David Spratt .... Sailor
David Sterne .... Edinburgh Cook
Chris Symonds .... Two Head
Michael Symonds .... Two Head
Ho-Kwan Tse .... Ho Kwan
Bobby Waldron

Jim Cody Williams .... Fisherman
Jeff Woltjen .... Drunken Pirate 2
David Zahedian .... Prison Guard (as David Zahedian)
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Who would you be?
The Return of the King Test

(I'm
Pippin Took) I wanted to be Legolas of Frodo

Friday, February 17, 2006

“My Precise”


Thursday, February 16, 2006

Cliff jump

A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time. Which made it to the ground first?The brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog's name is BlueAnd I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze.Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.You move like the bass, which excite me in May.You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway.You're as graceful as okry, jist a-dancin' in the pan.Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop right out of the can.You have all yore teeth, for which I am proud;I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.On special occasions, when you shave yore armpits,Well, I'm in hawg heaven, I'm plumb outta my wits.And speakin' of wits, you've got plenty fer shore.'Cuz you married me back in '74.Still them fellers at work they all want to know,What I did to deserve such a purty, young doe.Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man,To patch up life's troubles and stick 'em in the can.Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler racin' through the mud,Yet fragile as that sanger named Naomi Judd.Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.You ain't mean like no far ant upon which I oft' tread.Cut from the best pattern like a flannel shirt of plaid,You sparked up my life like a Rattletrap shad.When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.And when you get old like a '57 Chevy,Won't put you on blocks and let grass grow up heavy.Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie, with a RC cold drank,We go together like a skunk goes with stank.Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;They git it at Wal-Mart; It's romantic that way.Some men git roses on that special day,From the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say.Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth."Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.But for this man, honey, these will not do.For you are too special, you sweet thang you.I got you a gift, without taste nor odour,Better than diamonds, it's a new trollin' motor.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you use your lightsaber to cut the bottlecap off a beer.
. . . you say "these are not the beers you are looking for."
. . . that "disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans.
. . . the inside of your house looks more like Dagobah than the outside.
. . . you call your young apprentice, "Juner.(JR.)"
. . . you have ever used telekinesis to pull your jeans up. A Redneck Christmas
In a small Texas town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature bothered me: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.
At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!"
I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.'"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Can't Breathe

I remember back in 1995 i went over to my neighbors house. She was a blonde and for some reason she was mad at the world. She was in the bathroom and the door was locked. I said, "Come on, you know you don't want to do this!" She said, "I well do wanna do this, nobody wants me alive anyways." For some reason i actually beleived her and pushed through the door. She had a rope tied to her ankles. I asked "Aren't you trying to hang yourself?" "Yes, whats your point?" "Well, usually when people hang themselves they tie the rope around their necks" "Yeah well, I tried that, But then i couldnt breathe."

Blonde Prison Break

Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it. Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes".

I love it!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, February 09, 2006

(Green day won a Grammy award)

2/9/06

Sorry I have not posted it a while I’ve been very preoccupied with school, my application to Camp Pirate, making ads for the yearbook, and a lot more. Thankfully Nick and me finished most of the ads on time so that’s a huge thing of my back; incidentally I did not get to go to my interview on Saturday because we where going back and forth from Nacogdoches all day so I will have to go to the one on March 11th. I made a Xanga the other day so I’m very happy with myself, I think I know who Sleepy Beauty is but I’m not releasing any info until I have some more proof J. I’ve been looking around for a good paintball gun and there was one I was going to get from Wal-Mart but some S.F.A students came and bought them all for there fraternity thing. What they do is take them and use them and then bring them back and get their money back; it’s a pretty slick thing to do but I’m not going to buy them after someone’s used them. They get marked down after they bring them back so there only like fifty dollars, which is “fairly good” seeing they where like one hundred thirty dollars. L would get it but you don’t know if they messed it up while there fooling around. I’ve been working on school all day so I could go to boy scouts to night (have to pay my fifty dollars for Double H) or I will not be going to put it bluntly. (Talk later) AC P.s Today is my Birthday