Cliff jump

A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time. Which made it to the ground first?The brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."